Mayor Homeland Security
Mayor Pothole has the following advice for Houstonians concerned about terrorist attacks:
They mayor said you can also go on your other senses, such as what you can smell.Apparently, people in Houston do not mow their lawns, since it's a sign of terrorism.
"Horseradish, bitter almond, and freshly mowed grass or hay, two or more dead animals grouped together," said Mayor Brown.
Those are signs of a possible chemical attack and city officials say any kind of attack on the Houston area can be handled much like a natural disaster.
Maybe he should be renamed Mayor Homeland Security.
[Posted at 21:46 CST on 03/20/03] [Link]