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Mayor Homeland Security

Mayor Pothole has the following advice for Houstonians concerned about terrorist attacks:

They mayor said you can also go on your other senses, such as what you can smell.

"Horseradish, bitter almond, and freshly mowed grass or hay, two or more dead animals grouped together," said Mayor Brown.

Those are signs of a possible chemical attack and city officials say any kind of attack on the Houston area can be handled much like a natural disaster.

Apparently, people in Houston do not mow their lawns, since it's a sign of terrorism.

Maybe he should be renamed Mayor Homeland Security.

[Posted at 21:46 CST on 03/20/03] [Link]

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