Advice

Memo To The Woman At Work Who Tries To Cover Up The Cigarette Smoke With Gawdawful Quantities Of Perfume And Scented Lotions:

It doesn't work.

Your clothes still stink up the office, and the noxious odor that is created when it combines with your ineffective masking techniques is several orders of magnitude worse than the smoky stench itself.

And it follows you. Everywhere. You go get coffee, and you leave a trail. Ditto when you use the network printer or copier. Nasty.

You don't read this, I'm pretty sure, but you should.

[Posted at 19:41 CST on 02/12/03] [Link]