Weird Theories
One of our usually friendly neighbors has been extremely reclusive and mopey lately. We've noticed his girlfriend and their (her?) dog don't seem to be around anymore, and just assumed they broke up and he's depressed.
Tonight we saw him, and he was chipper as hell. He seemed pleased to have just finished steam cleaning his carpet.
Callie and I have concluded that he killed the chick, and just cleaned up the mess.
Must have been something I put in the spaghetti tonight.....
[Posted at 20:03 CST on 02/03/03] [Link]
