Texas Homeland Security
Walker, Texas Homeland Security
I feel SO much safer now that the Texas Homeland Security website is functioning. Especially since they've posted info on the Counter-terrorism Intelligence Unit:
If you have information regarding suspicious or criminal activity that may be terrorist related, contact the Texas Department of Public Safety, Special Crimes Service, Counter Terrorism Intelligence Unit, at (512) 424-2200 or (800) 252-5402 from 8 AM to 5 PM, Monday through Friday. (For after hours assistance, please contact your local Texas Department of Public Safety Communications Center).Ah yes, we take our Counter-terrorism seriously here in the Lone Star State, because it's a known fact that the Islamo-Fascist-Weenie-B@stards all operate between 8 am and 5 pm central time.
Personally, I think we should do away with the eagle on the website and post a picture of Walker, Texas Ranger in his leather duster. I mean, these are the Islamo-Fascist-Weenieheads we're talking about. They probably think Walker is REAL, and that he'll run their asses off the road in his Dodge Ram Quad Cab 3/4 Ton Duallie if they Mess With Texas. We should take advantage of that.
[Posted at 19:36 CST on 09/17/02] [Link]
