In A Way?

Here's an example of suburban Houston idiocy:

"It was my mistake, in a way," the victim said.

In a way? As in, you're a complete moron whose survival for 66 years might just be proof that yes, God exists, and yes, He sends Angels to watch over idiots? Yes, I think that would be the way.

Free advice to all readers (unless you just want to send me $8,000): If someone approaches you in a grocery store parking lot and wants to trade a lottery ticket for $8,000, do not head over to your ATM! (And who the hell can just pull 8 grand from their atm anyway?!)

[Posted at 19:19 CST on 07/15/02] [Link]