Tipper And Paula Are Exhausted

Callie emails me this link, and this comment:

ok, you're the expert on things like this. which one of these women is the bigger idiot? and could paula zahn BE a bigger idiot than she already is?

The answer is, Tipper is the much bigger idiot. Several sizes at the very least. And if she follows the lead of Al post-election, she can certainly grow to be a bigger idiot. As for Paula -- well, though petite and pretty, let's just say that CNN is a good fit for her. They allow her to practice cutting-edge journalism, after all. Now if Greta Van StretchedFace could be persuaded to rejoin her CNN friends....

Anyway, the most disturbing aspect of all of this is that my Significant Other regards me as an expert on these matters. Umm... is that a compliment exactly? Because it wouldn't really seem that way, would it?

Hmm....

[Posted at 15:08 CST on 06/01/02] [Link]