Creamy Jalapeno

I imagine Rod Dreher was just joking about Chuy's (conservatives really aren't very humorous, sadly), but let's hope he was serious, and that he asked for Creamy Jalapeno sauce.

You see, Texas doesn't really consider itself part of red or blue America. Rather, it's the Lone Star State, something separate and distinct that the bicoastal snobs just really don't quite get. Home of Shiner Bock, Creamy Jalapeno, Ice Houses, Joe Ely, and many other wondrous things.

And yeah, Jenna Bush. But you can't blame that idiot on Texas.

[Posted at 22:34 CST on 05/17/02] [Link]