Carry On

Imagine you're an 18-year-old from Minnesota. You're off to South Padre Island in Texas for a week of Spring Break partying. The young college lovelies are running all around, and there's lots of musical entertainment on tap.

Well, there was. Before you got all messed up, went walking the beach, and pounded that poor SOB who happened to look at you the wrong way.

Oops. That poor SOB was popular singer-songwriter Pat Green, and NOW you're sitting in jail for beating the hell out of him so badly that he's had to cancel his Corpus show for all the drunken Spring Breaksters.

Bad move. Well below average.

[Posted at 08:48 CST on 03/14/02] [Link]