Car crashes into store, hits child (KTRK-13 News)
An out of control car crashed into a store and hit a child in Brazoria County, just outside of Pearland.
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Authorities say the driver was leaving a Bed, Bath and Beyond in a shopping center on FM 518 Sunday afternoon. She somehow lost control and went all the way through an Eyemasters store.
This was surely a case of sudden acceleration, right?
Heck, if the driver is married to a Houston Press staffer, you might expect the story to appear all over the Village Voice empire (with no mention of the relationship, of course, because that’s really ALT).