Their youth gives them away….

Girl Crashes Car Into House, Boy Hurt (KPRC-2 News)

HOUSTON — A 12-year-old boy was hurt when his sister crashed a car into their northwest Harris County home, KPRC Local 2 reported.

The 16-year-old girl’s mother was teaching her how to drive on Wellington Meadows Drive near Billneys Park Drive at about 12:30 p.m.

Cypress Fairbanks volunteer firefighters said the girl was pulling into the garage when she accidentally hit the gas instead of the brake.

The car went into the house and the 12-year-old was pinned underneath.

If she were a few years older, she would know NEVER to admit what actually happened, but rather to blame it on “Sudden Acceleration Syndrome.”

Sometimes, even, you can be married to a hack at the “local” Village Voice publication, and your sudden acceleration story spreads all across the empire, with nary a mention of the relationship! Evil carmakers and their evil accelerators!