Two weird things happened on today’s flight.
Weird Thing #1: The plane was boarded, the door was locked, and the plane was starting to pull away from the gate…. when a really confused dude stumbled up to the front, and asked the flight attendants, “Umm, hey, can I still get off this plane?” He then explained that he had gotten separated from his wife and child in the airport (he added the extraneous information that they were connecting from LA),