Fat Vegetarian

I nearly got stuck in attending one of those Friday "Good ol' boy" lunches today that I so despise.  Fortunately, I had taken salad into the office earlier in the week and was able to avoid it.  I really hate those sorts of things.  

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We had an outstanding gathering at the Icehouse tonight.  Bryan from our London office made it.  Camille roadtripped into town in time to experience the Icehouse.  Don showed for the first time in a while.  Samantha made an appearance.  And of course Hallmark and John made their regular appearances.  I enjoyed myself.

There was a rare "Major Idiot" sighting at the Icehouse however.  We were sitting in the back talking to Pete, when this fat, unattractive woman came whining to Pete that Jerry (Callie's dad) had told her to leave the Icehouse.  Pete asked her what she did.  Turns out she was standing by Jerry, and loudly exclaimed to one of her friends "Hotdogs are disgusting!"  Pete's reaction:  "Why would you say that to my dad?!"  Turns out she's a vegetarian.  And an idiot to boot!  Pete sent her packing.  What a rude, disrespectful woman.

Pete told us afterwards she's a prostitute to boot!  Now, the questions I had were these:  1) how in the hell did she get so fat being a vegetarian, and 2) how in the hell does such a fat, unattractive woman make any money as a prostitute?!

Idiot.

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