That's Why We Call It The Comical

"I'm working for a day when war is obsolete"
-- Frances "Sissy" Farenthold

"Well Whoopee Shit!"
-- Kevin L. Whited's response to Sissy

Why oh why does the only daily in the nation's fourth largest city consider this to be news?

Even the title is retarded: Sissy Speaks Up.

And the first sentence: "Her rich, black hair is now snow white..." Well, is it rich and black or is it snowy and white?! It can't be both!

What an idiotic excuse for a newspaper.

Blar.

[Posted at 14:12 CST on 02/10/03] [Link]