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Baseball season is getting closer. Not even a week has gone by since the Comical's first suck-up column on the Little Backup Second Baseman with the Dirty Helmet (we shall not call him center fielder just yet), and there's already another one:

Craig then releases the family's two dogs into the back yard. And as the boys get ready for school, he gets breakfast ready. Some days Biggio gives the boys cereal, toast and orange juice. On other days he makes waffles or pancakes.

"They like waffles," Craig says.

Awwww.

On the other hand, there's a good column in today's Comical by Fran Blinebury, on Oscar Robertson and Steve Francis. It doesn't even include any of Blinebury's ridiculous analogies. When is the last time THAT happened? Has it EVER happened?

(Update) On the first topic, Callie asks: "Do we need to be fed mush in this town?" Apparently the Comical thinks so.

[Posted at 08:57 CST on 02/09/03] [Link]