Jimmy v. Impo-Trent In The Hair-Off

Impo-Trent's Hair Looks Like A Helmet Jimmy Appears To Use PolyUrethane On His Dome

So, I wonder which one has the more stout hair, Jimmy Johnson or Impo-Trent?

And how would one test such a thing?

I guess you could do a flammability test (I'm sure their hair is tougher than asbestos)?

Or maybe use a mallot and some sort of device to measure force applied?

Or maybe a spray test of some sort -- say with a fire hose?

[Posted at 20:04 CST on 12/13/02] [Link]