Ha!
A Cincinnati Bengals player has guaranteed a win against the Houston Texans on Sunday.
I don't know if that's bulletin board material or Laugh Stop material.
This would be the same Bengals team that hasn't won yet this year. It's the same Bengals team that has been terrible since a guy named Esiason was still in the league. It's the NFL equivalent of Major League Baseball's Milwaukee Brewers or the NBA's Golden State Warriors.
In other words, perennial losers. Hapless front office. Poor coaching. Awful football team.
They may beat the Texans, but I wouldn't think any players would be making guarantees.
[Posted at 21:55 CST on 10/29/02] [Link]
