Creepy Bob
Bob Allen
We made a late-night run to Walgreen's last night, and saw Channel 13's sportcaster, the lispish Bob Allen, wandering around.
Bob only had a few items in his basket, and he didn't seem to be ADDING any items to his basket as he wandered around. Instead, he seemed to be looking around for anyone -- ANYONE -- to notice him and make a fuss. It was bizarre. The creep just kept going up and down the aisles trying to make eye contact with people. And the funny thing is, NOBODY would say, "Hey, aren't you Bob Allen?!"
Bob looks like he's been getting too much sun covering Texans' games. I thought it would be funny to hand him some sunscreen and say, "You need this dude, can't be too careful about skin cancer" but Callie wasn't enthusiastic about my idea.
Anyway, how pathetic are you when you have to go hang out at a Walgreen's and hope someone makes a fuss over you?
[Posted at 22:52 CST on 10/07/02] [Link]
