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Brown Grass

Half a billion dollars worth of brown grass!
Brown Grass Is Impressive!

You woulda thought Houston might have learned about grass in an indoors stadium with the Astrodome.

You woulda thought Houston might have learned about grass in a retractible roof stadium with the Juice Container.

But no. After just two games in Reliant, the Texans have discovered what people watching on television have already noticed: dead brown grass in your new half-billion dollar showpiece stadium just isn't very impressive.

It'll be even less impressive when millions of people are watching a Super Bowl here. Or maybe they'll have the problem solved then.

[Posted at 13:14 CST on 09/27/02] [Link]

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