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The Jehovah's Witnesses came by today, and Callie made the mistake of opening the door and having their fun literature forced upon her.

Of course, I will read damn near anything that is put in front of me. And I just couldn't resist their Awake! magazine. So the Witnesses go through a bunch of interesting numerological twists on 9-11 (11 is apparently very important in numerology), and then conclude the following:

Numerology is devoid of scientific basis, and it fares badly when examined under the light of reason. More important [!?], because it is a form of divination, numerology conflicts with Bible teachings. In view of that, numerology is not a beneficial means of regulating your life or planning your future.

Unless, of course, you use it to count cards in Vegas, and do it really well!

[Posted at 20:24 CST on 09/13/02] [Link]