Oh That Turmenbashi
Following the lead of Turkemenistan's President Saparmurat Niyazov (the Turkmenbashi), I would also like to propose a new calender: January shall now be called Kevin, and February shall now be called Callie, and March will now be called Kiwi, and... well, I'll have to think about the other months a bit more.
[Posted at 13:07 CST on 08/11/02] [Link]
