What would Jesus drive?
While listening to the Richard Justice show on KGOW-1560 earlier, I heard the crew talking about how one of them had seen a celebrity dropped off by a huge Hummer at the big Hannah Montana show.
It was none other than Joel O$teen, so they said.
I guess that answers the question, What would Jesus drive?
Or maybe it just answers the question, What does Victoria insist upon?
Posted by Kevin Whited @ 11/13/07 13:01 | Houston | Technorati
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Is it safe to say Pastor Joel doesn't have a skinny goat mentality?
Posted by anne @ 13:43 on 11/13/07
I still think that if Jesus lived in Israel now, he'd either be driving a full-size, US-spec Chevrolet/GMC van or a Subaru, as those are thick on the ground in that part of the world. Rhoda would lean toward the van, as Jesus did have quite an entourage to haul around.
R
Posted by The R Man @ 15:58 on 11/13/07
Guess Lakeside isn't a green church.
I'd expect it out of a rapper or country music star, but thought J-O would have been more compassionate to the masses and arrived under the radar.
Posted by Vernon Guy @ 21:18 on 11/13/07
The R man has it. He'd have to have one of those full size vans to fit all 12 apostles. Plus another van for all of the rest of his crew.
Posted by Cory @ 08:59 on 11/14/07
As memory serves, back in the day Jesus drove an ass. Today's equivalent is a 1966 VW Beetle.
Posted by another precinct chair @ 09:02 on 11/14/07
As an anecdotal aside, I kinda-sorta know two guys who are preachers at large pentecostal churches near me, and both of them drive the latest version of the Toyota Avalon, which seems like a little more low-key way to go-they're getting Buick luxury, Jap reliability, and a reasonably classy ride that doesn't scream pimp/rap star/Toby Keith.
R
Posted by The R Man @ 15:53 on 11/14/07
I remember pointing out Jesus would want one of those big deathtrap Dodge vans to haul all his gear and homies in, but I can't find where I did it.
Or maybe Jesus and his Jew Crew would ride a fleet of gay little scooters.
Unless, of course, they dressed in leather and drove Hogs.
Posted by Mr. Hutchison, who is NOT named Rhoda! @ 08:59 on 11/15/07
Sorry, Mister Hutchison, I was actually thinking of actress Valerie Harper, who played Rhoda Morgenstern on the television shows, "The Mary Tyler Moore Show," and "Rhoda." I think she had made the van comment some time back, but I seem to recall you coming up with the same thing a little earlier.
The R Man
Posted by The R Man @ 16:08 on 11/15/07
How we gonna breathe without them trees?
Posted by Mr. Hutchison @ 13:24 on 12/11/07
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