Whee
I had a minor little in-office surgical procedure done earlier, and now I'm coasting on Vicodin.
Whee!
I would describe the procedure, but I'm planning on putting Google Ads up over the weekend, and I would hate to have them constantly serve weird ads related to what I had done (like they constantly serve dental ads to TFG).
No more posting tonight. Gotta go enjoy the buzz. :)
Posted by Kevin Whited @ 07/22/04 21:57 | Other | Technorati
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It all starts with a simple in-office procedure. The next thing you know, the housekeeper is muleing OxyContin by the gross.
Posted by Vernon Guy @ 22:08 on 07/22/04
Ha ha ha! Poor Mr. Limbaugh.
I'm generally not one for painkillers, but they're more than welcome tonight. :)
Posted by Kevin @ 22:39 on 07/22/04
I'm ping-ponging with Google on that very issue right now. Go look at it without using www in the URL. Completely different from my end. I might have cleared the cache before I made that discovery, but I don't think so. Kinda funny...maybe I'll be famous for finding a Googlebug.
Posted by Scott Chaffin @ 23:17 on 07/22/04
Dude... Kevin...
If you don't take all the Vicodin, don't ever mention that to other people. I once told a co-worker that I had about 15 Vicodin pills left over from an appendectomy recuperation.
Three days later, this co-worker was offering to give me cash for the pills if I could just leave them in an unmarked paper bag next to the coke machine in the break room.
Posted by Chris @ 01:01 on 07/23/04
Scott: Hey, you're right! No www produces different ads. WEIRD!
Chris: I hear ya. Shoot, I have family members I probably shouldn't tell. :)
Posted by Kevin @ 09:28 on 07/23/04
Hope you're feeling better today AND taking the day off work AND that Callie is looking after you, Kevin. Gotta make the most of these things.
Posted by Cathy @ 11:31 on 07/23/04
Cathy: Thanks! I'm actually working from home today, and feeling pretty good. And getting Callie to look after me. Life is good, aside from my swollen lip. I plan on milking that too by telling people that Callie hit me. :)
Posted by Kevin @ 11:39 on 07/23/04
I did not hit you!! I deny it. There's no proof. It's a lie, I tell you!! It's a lie!!
Ok...speaking of Vicodin...any way I can get you to sell ME the rest of your prescription?
Posted by callie @ 12:21 on 07/23/04
Ah HAH! Swollen lip. Now we're narrowing down the location of the surgery. There's no worse tease than someone you know announcing they're having "minor" surgery. That part is much more interesting than Vicodin which does, in fact, make one constipated.
Posted by Cathy @ 18:39 on 07/23/04
I'm guessing collagen injections, or maybe silicone lip implants.
Going for that Steve Tyler/Mick Jagger look, are we?
Or maybe it was Botox. After all, you're approaching time for a midlife crisis, aren't you?
Posted by Mr. Hutchison @ 10:08 on 07/24/04
Ha ha ha ha!
Okay, for those of you who really want to know, it was a mucus retention cyst that I had removed. The ENT doc had hoped it would go away. Instead, it was getting bigger. So it had to be excised, and I now have sutures and soreness and a swollen lip! Yuck!
There, that should make the google ads interesting!
Posted by Kevin @ 14:20 on 07/24/04
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